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The New York Thymes maintains its fierce independence from "facts" and "truth" that woke academics and illegal gender people with big brains want to force upon our freedom of delusion. We are unbeholden to readers and other DEI hires and we exist in a media bubble that includes only ourselves and celebrity chef Guy Fieri.
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Rufus Chomsky's Zen & the Art of Pickle Stacking is an examination of how we live, a meditation on how to live better set around the narration of a summer pickle stacking road trip across America's Northwest, undertaken by a father & his young, cognitively impaired Chihuahua.
Shut Yer Pie Hole! is a xeroxed, illegible zine of densely collaged 70s punk rock recipe haikus and hand-drawn anatomies of late capitalism’s gastrointestinal tract, cobbled together by a fugitive collective of anarcho-puppeteers who produce an erratic fusillade of marginalia—equal parts mimeographed invective, dadaist grocery lists, and a recurring cartoon in which Noam Chomsky interrogates kitch
Thirteenth in the Cock Tales series
What happens when daddy refuses to give you more than ten million dollars to start your empire?
Proven methods to stop flying vermin from stealing your beloved squirrel's food
Life's most important lesson
Semi-sweet horror
Water Dogs is the first novel from the team at Shut Yer Pie Hole! Winner of the Pleiades Prize for Best Thing, Water Dogs was originally written in smells by an alien from the future and is now available translated into words. Water Dogs is available from the back of Shut Yer Pie Hole!’s unmarked van. Or, if you’re lazy, just click the image of the book to be transported to Barnes & Noble where yo
Part of our Household Foraging series, this essential guide shows you how to crawl around on your bathroom floor in the dark and feel for good things to eat.
Forget the here and now! Be there, then! Join a stagnant number of people embracing the philosophy of living in the future and the past.
The New York Thymes Puzzle: Fit these pictures together to prove your intellectual superiority.
